CoolFun Joke(Revised) Mr. DAN TORRES came to the US in a Tourist VISA but he overstayed and did not like the idea of going back to his home Province in the BICOL region. One day he went to a liquor store to buy some cigarettes. The owner of the store ask him, VISA, meaning how will he pay, he panicked and got out of the store in a hurry muttering to himself, what does a store owner have to ask for my VISA. He got in a telephone booth to call his friend to pick him up. While he was waiting for his friend to pick up the phone, a white guy came along also to make a call and made a friendly remark, TOURIST ? Mr. Torres looked at him askance and wondered how the guy knew his name. The US has so many smart and curious people and he was getting angry. He went inside a public bathroom, took his time in the toilet and a guy wants to use the toilet in a hurry.so he knock on the door and asked, Are you DONE? DAN Torres was really getting mad and who is this guy that knows that Dan is my first name,he retorted, Who the hell wants to know, in an angry voice, the reply he got back was, Be Cool man, just asking! Dan Torres said to himself, I am going back to Bicol, cannot hide nothing from the Americans, They ask for my VISA, know that I am a TOURIST(Torres}, know my first name is DAN{Done} and I am from Bicol{Be Cool}.
