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Offline MasKara

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IF YOU ARE FILIPINO
« on: July 14, 2009, 01:08:52 AM »

             
             
             
            IF YOU ARE FILIPINO, YOU WILL GET THESE...
             
            1. Use ADIEU in a sentence.
            If you are ADIEU, the Arabs will kill you.
             
            2. Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.
            (Phone rings).....Hello? Who SCHOOLING?
             
            3. Use AFFECT in a sentence.
            Maria is wearing A FFECT diamond ring.
             
            4. Use PAUL four times in a sentence.
            PAUL, be care PAUL, you might PAUL in the swimming PAUL.
             
            5. Use DELETION in a sentence.
            The balat of DELETION is crispy.
             
            6. Use PAMPERS and PAPERS in a sentence.
            At the gas station, some people use PAMPERS and some PAPERS.
             
            7. Use TENACIOUS in a sentence.
            I went to the shoe store to buy a pair of TENACIOUS.
             
            8. Use IRAQ , EGYPT , and IRAN in a sentence.
            I threw IRAQ at EGYPT and then IRAN .
             
            10. Use DEFLATE in a sentence.
            Can you please wash DEFLATE for me?
             
            11. Use PERSUADING in a sentence.
            Jack and Jill got married on Nov. 1, 1997. So on Nov. 1, 1998, they are
            going to celebrate their PERSUADING anniversary.
             
            12. Use DEDUCT, DEFENSE, DEFEAT, and DETAIL in a sentence.
            DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE; first DEFEAT, and then DETAIL.
             
            13. Use DEVASTATION in a sentence.
            Every morning I wait for the bus at DEVASTATION.
             
            14. Use FACT 3x in a sentence. As a matter of FACT, the birds cannot fly without FACT FACT