The King of Saudi Arabia has one daughter and she is close to becoming an old maid. The King said to the Princess one day, I am getting old and its time for you to get married and provide me a Grandson who will inherit my Kingdom. Princess replied, Father, I have not found him in this kingdom. The King said I will take care of that. He advertised all over the world that the Princess is in need of a husband and all kind of studs came to the kingdom to try their hand , Canadians, Americans, French, Italians and so on but none pleased the Princess and the King was worried.One Filipino guy has seen the Ad and would like to try his luck but he has no money to pay for his fare to Saudi so he built himself a raft made of bamboo, load it with provisions for a long haul and went out to sea headed for Saudi Arabia. A month later he lost his oar so he goes in the water and swim and push the raft, climb on to rest and back in the water again. Three months later he finally arrived in Saudi, presented himself to the King. The King look at him with disdain but allowed the Filipino to present himself to the Princess. A few minutes later, she heard the Princess moaning and groaning with ecstasy and sometimes a yell of delight. Half an hour later, the Princess came out with the Filipino, happy and smiling and said to the King, Father, I have found my man. The King asked himself, what kind of a daughter have I got, picking this Filipino Brown and Ugly Monkey to wed and he has all the good looking guys to choose from . He took the Filipino aside and said, What have you got that the others do not have. The Filipino undressed in front of the King, lo and behold, all that time he spent on the water, his Dick has BARNACLES